Shame on Chiquita for making such a buttwhack product – if you’re too lazy to cut your own apple into slices then you deserve to live in a world who’s natural environment is all used up and/or ruined because of all the sliced-apple wrappers taking up room in the landfills.
Shame on you, Chiquita.
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Thanks for finding this. It’s almost too obviously stupid to notice. Is there a silver-lining on our evolution?
That is the toughest question of them all, aye?
Personally, the silver lining is puppies and pals and lots of other stuff that starts with the letter “p” [and other letters, too] but mostly I try to turn my potential cynicism into constructive humor : )
Good to *see* you by the way : )
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Here at buttwhack.com, our main interest is in our collective struggle as human beings to make good choices.
As much as we’d like to rest easy in our superiority to other life forms, truth is we’re a race of ups and downs, with the downs often regarded as negative and worthy only of forgetting.
We disagree. What we collect here is the idiosyncratic nature of being human in all of its unglamorous truth. buttwhack.com is a showcase of these things. Only through facing our deficiencies will we be able to overcome our capacity to ignore them. We’re talking about evolution here.
So, should you find such audio, video, still image or commentary that speaks to this or just have something you’d like to say about it, please think of us and – send us your links and ideas and we’ll post them in your honor, anonymously if you wish.
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