Name That Buttwhack
Get this. A guy in Santa Fe, New Mexico lost his court appeal last week, preventing him from changing his name from “Variable” to “Fuck Censorship”. Buttwhack, right? Here’s the worst part – before he was named “Variable”, his legal name was “Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon”!!! In my opinion, the greatest name ever! Better even than Nascar driver Dick Trickle or former Fort Wayne, Indiana Mayor the Honorable Harry Baals. Looks like he’s stuck with “Variable” until he comes up with something better – maybe “Frick Censorship”.
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- 06.30.08 / 12pm
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