Would-be robber gets whacked

A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.
The court heard Frank Corti (right) was at home in Botley when Gregory McCalium, a neighbour, forced his way in.
Frank Corti, 72, who served with the Royal Engineers in
Too Stoned to Deliver
A YORK postman has been jailed for burning stacks of mail in his garden after smoking so much cannabis he was too lazy to deliver it.
Neil Goddard, 32, was given a 12-month sentence after he set up a huge cannabis factory in his bedroom and managed to cultivate 8,000 pounds of the drug.
But he smoked so much of it over a year-old period that he was too